: Tonight, I want you to make me a statue when we get home.
: Oh really, what sort of statue?
: I want a statue with a cross with somebody on it.
: Uh, why do you want a statue of someone being crucified?
: Because I think it would be good.
: No, I mean why do you want a statue of that rather than of something else? A crucifix is a religious statue, and we’re not religious.
: Because I like cross statues.