Toddler for hire

Bumped into while waiting for the bus with and the after work today. Cue the following conversation after Dave left:

Why that ?

Well, that’s his name.

Where is going?

He’s on his way home to see .

Why?

Because he’s ‘s boyfriend!

Why he ‘s boyfriend?

Because they like each other a lot. That’s why they live together.

*nods sagely*

I think they need a boy.

Pardon?

I think they need a boy.

What kind of boy? A little boy, like you?

Yes. They need a little boy like me.