Toddler for hire

Bumped into while waiting for the bus with and the after work today. Cue the following conversation after Dave left:

Why that ?
Well, that’s his name.
Where is going?
He’s on his way home to see .
Why?
Because he’s ‘s boyfriend!
Why he ‘s boyfriend?
Because they like each other a lot. That’s why they live together.
*nods sagely*
I think they need a boy.
Pardon?
I think they need a boy.
What kind of boy? A little boy, like you?
Yes. They need a little boy like me.

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