Dear Undergraduates

Okay, you win. You’ve ignored my missives [*,*] on the fashion crime that is the wearing of badly-fitting Ugg boots. Go ahead and shuffle around in those sheepskin monstrosities – I won’t complain any longer.

But for heaven’s sake, lay off the gladiator sandals. They looked silly on Russell Crowe, and they look silly on you, especially the sparkly ones ( will correct me if I’m wrong, but I don’t think that the diamantarius is a proper class of gladiator).

No love,

Me

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