And then he hit me. Not a hard blow, and not one borne of malice, but the sort of roughhousing that we’re trying to get him to tone down a bit.
And that at moment, inspiration hit.
“Yes, my am robot. Urrrr!”
“Well, there are some important rules that good little robots have to follow.
The first rule is ‘don’t hit anyone’, the second rule is ‘always do what grown-ups tell you to do’, and the third rule is ‘be careful’. Okay?”