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And then he hit me. Not a hard blow, and not one borne of malice, but the sort of roughhousing that we’re trying to get him to tone down a bit.
And that at moment, inspiration hit.
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“Yes, my am robot. Urrrr!”
“Well, there are some important rules that good little robots have to follow.
The first rule is ‘don’t hit anyone’, the second rule is ‘always do what grown-ups tell you to do’, and the third rule is ‘be careful’. Okay?”
“Okay daddy.”