Shed razing/raising

Fancy a weekend of destruction? Handy with a wrecking bar, a hammer, or a screwdriver? We’ve got two sheds in our garden at Gark Villa, both of which have seen better days and at least one of which is surplus to requirements, so we’re planning a orgy of mayhem and chaos over the August bank holiday weekend (that’s the 26th-27th August for the calendrically challenged like myself) in which we’re hoping to demolish both sheds and put up a replacement that’s more secure and less likely to collapse.

Given ‘s, ahem, ‘delicate condition’, we could do with a bit of help, so this is a call for volunteers. In return, we’ll feed you and ply you with good beer.

Anyone interested?